Ugh, I am not having luck with old ladies today. (not that i do normally)

1. I hold door for old lady, she comments "I was waiting to see whether you were going to do that or not."

2. I examine a shirt in a rack at Hecht's, pick it up, turn it over to see the picture, and then proceed to put it back exactly as it was. I go around the counter and look but dont touch any of the shirts on the other side. Lady says "You know there are other shirts over there (points across aisle)" I say "yep." the lady waits a minute or so and then says "Well you cant keep coming over here and messing up the displays."
Needless to say, I didnt purchase anything at her register. Haha. lol. Yes Im amazing at sticking it to the man.

Went out driving in the stick shift car today. Only conked out a couple (3) times. I still cant believe that Im the only one learning stick around here. If you can disprove that, I dare you to comment, and fight the sharp blade that is my wit. yeah. wow. automatic is soooo much easier, its like the difference between like an oven and a microwave. Wow i need to go to analogy school. wow im done.

im out